JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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