is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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