last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
why is half of my head shaved?
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