He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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