question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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