Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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