Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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