fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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