before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
In America we eat man semen.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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