i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
did i walk over a car last night?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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