I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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