i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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