I don't think brook has ever known best
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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