normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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