nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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