I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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