So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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