it was like eating out sand paper
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
