glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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