Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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