that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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