we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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