Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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