porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit