her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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