Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
My ATM looks so different sober.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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