Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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