Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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