im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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