We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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