My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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