My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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