I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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