just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
This is the high leading the old right now
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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