i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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