we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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