used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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