Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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