Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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