Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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