I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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