butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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