Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????