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  (954): View more from Florida

  Your an asshole

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  Actually, it's "you're an asshole"

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  My point exactly

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  (954): Your an asshole (1-954): Actually, it's "you're an asshole" (954): My point exactly http://tfl.nu/txzi
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  (804): View more from Virginia

  they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house

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  (804): they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house http://tfl.nu/am3o
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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.

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  (908): girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia. http://tfl.nu/ba5j
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  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.

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  (508): champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control. http://tfl.nu/zcsv
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  (612): View more from Minnesota

  I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.

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  (612): I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda. http://tfl.nu/fjuw
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  (478): View more from Georgia

  closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.

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  (478): closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college. http://tfl.nu/w89j
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  (404): View more from Georgia

  I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.

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  (404): I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck. http://tfl.nu/f2m7
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted

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  (203): he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted http://tfl.nu/yf6w
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  (310): View more from California

  I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea

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  (310): I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea http://tfl.nu/towc
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  (662): View more from Mississippi

  There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?

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  (662): There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this? http://tfl.nu/zwz2
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.

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  (314): I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts. http://tfl.nu/af4a
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  (302): View more from Delaware

  How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?

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  (302): How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel? http://tfl.nu/4qia
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  (701): View more from North Dakota

  He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it

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  (701): He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it http://tfl.nu/1dio
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  (770): View more from Georgia

  The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex

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  (770): The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex http://tfl.nu/wiih
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game

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  (203): You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game http://tfl.nu/wvii
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