With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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