And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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