so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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