Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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