no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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