You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Randomize
