Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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