Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
They took my balls.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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