...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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