did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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