his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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