Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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